listening to: nothing

pigeons. harmless looking birds with poisonous poo poo. no wonder far east plaza's management placed spikes everywhere to impale those suckers. they annoy me with their stupid waddle. "oh look at me. im so fat i waddle around. aint i cute?" sometimes me and iza just feel like kicking them. imagine this. a pigeon waddles around slowly and suddenly it feels a foot smack dab in its stomach and goes careening away. hahah. that'll be the day.

maybe the fact that pigeons are so slow is cos they're bottom heavy. i mean how not to be so fucking fat like that. all they do is eat. and shit. and cos they shit their tummy is empty and they eat. and they eat to shit. so it repeats itself. the slow fat pigeons just make me mad. but a skinny pigeon makes me sad cause he looks so aneroxic. like i think he gets teased alot by his fat slow friends.

"hey skinny shit. look at our humongous bums. they make us look oh-so-cute and make us waddle"

i think thats wat the skinny one has to endure. little do the fat ones know ppl like me are out to get them. *kicks* i dont think me and iza are the only ones who tink that way. we were at coffee bean eating cake(see previous entry) and we saw this ang moh kid chasing a pigeon around. and he gave it a kick. boy we were sure hoping he'd hit the spot but he missed. dang. so off the pigeon flew.

but like ms usha said, "that one example doesnt represent the whole world" maybe so. i guess we need to spend more time observing ppl's reactions around fat bottom heavy pigeons.

in short, we hate slow, fat and bottom heavy pigeons and we feel like kicking them cherio~

ps: no pigeons were harmed in the writing of this entry.