i think i have the perfect script for a movie. here it goes.

so it starts like this see. the main character, Big R, is going home from camp after a hard day's work. he managed to get quite alot of grocery shopping done including chips and icecream. its about 5pm. after taking the lift to his house and reaching the front door, he rummaged in his bag only to his horror *cue suspenseful music* that he left his keys in camp. so he had to knock on his neighbours door and ask them to help safekeep his stuff, especially his ben and jerry's cookie dough icecream.

then he took the bus and went to the train platform. after waiting for the westbound train for 7 mins *cue shot of train station noticeboard*, he realised that *suspenseful music* he left his locker keys in his bag at his neighbours house. so then the cameraman has to have a close up of his ultra frustrated face. imagine how it is. so he makes his way back to his neighbours and takes his keys and catches a cab.

by the time he reached camp he had enuf time to buka and took a bus home. by the time he got home, it was already 8.

so there you go. a 3hr movie. its as long as titanic isnt it?

*no points for guessing who Big R is*